Have you ever thought to yourself, “Final Girl After Dark is swell and Final Girl is nice, but I’d sure like something tactile, something Final Girl that I can clutch to my bosoms…”? Well you’re in luck: Join the Final Girl Snail Mail Gang and receive a monthly piece of mail from me to you. Then clutch away!

Each month, you’ll receive an original Final Girl dispatch printed, folded, stamped, and delivered right to your mailbox. Like, your actual mailbox. Essentially, the Snail Mail Gang is an analogue extension of the ol’ Final Girl blog, meaning anything horror-related goes.

Some months I might take a deep dive into a single film. Other months, I may focus on a subgenre, a list, a rewatch, or mayhaps something looser. Even the format may shift, so you won’t know exactly what’ll fall out of the envelope each month—a letter, a mini-zine, a wee-n-dense field note. A wig…?

Haha, sorry, no wigs. But the topic I explore in any given month will always be a surprise, for the both of us.

Every mailing also includes a small, hand-stamped insert/print tied to that month’s theme.

How it works:

• $6/month (includes US + international postage)

• Mail goes out once a month, near the end of the month

• Subscribe or just snag a single month anytime

• Sign up by the 27th to receive that month’s mailing

• Orders placed after the 27th will begin with the following month’s mailing

• Cancel anytime!

Let’s get old-fashioned!