“Who dares to disturb the sanctity of Count Dracula?”

The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires follows only one rule, and that is the rule of cool. I could watch dope-ass people kung fu fighting against crusty-faced vampires all day long! Unfortunately for me (and the world), this film is only 89 minutes long. But they are 89 of the most fun minutes a gal (or a dude or a they) could ask for when Hammer meets the Shaw Brothers. Toss in a little Peter Cushing as Van Helsing and let it cook, baby!