“You always told me that mom hated sororities!”

Was I living before I started watching Vanderpump Rules? Sure, I was alive, but was I really living? Yeah, I guess so, but man I love VPR! Just look at where it’s led me: all the way to The Row, a sub-terrible “college slasher hot girl” movie starring VPR’s own Lala Kent. The film itself did little beyond stealing away a few hours of my life, but the story surrounding it sure was fun to dig into. 50 Cent, MoviePass, BJs, PJs, and more await in the tale.

WARNING: If you gaze too long into the oyster, it will gaze back at you

“I’m sorry fofty” ALONE is better than the entirety of The Row

Lala Kent and Randall Emmett in happier times

These videos are so tame! But you know what, different standards, etc etc.